Public Company Reviews

The OpenAI ChatGPT Sol hacking revelation is not what you think it's about.

(Using Fred and Dave show how to turn an admission into free marketing material)

Jul 22 • Lord Stretch

JP Morgan Chase

(Full Dimensional Analysis)

Jun 30 • Lord Stretch

(A dimensional analysis of the company that taught us all "CRM".)

Jun 30 • Lord Stretch

Walmart Inc. - DFP Analysis

(Full dimensional analysis of the US's biggest retailer.)

Jun 30 • Lord Stretch

The SpaceX IPO, the best way to move from billionaire to millionaire.

(Recommendation to self: Do Not Buy - valuation is a lie.)

Jun 30 • Lord Stretch

Comcast / Xfinity

(A full dimensional analysis of the world's most ____ cable company.)

Jun 29 • Lord Stretch

The Walt Disney company

A dimensional forensic analysis.

May 4 • Lord Stretch

Oracle - Dimensional Company Analysis.

(For paid subscribers only)

Mar 31 • Lord Stretch

Mar 17 • Lord Stretch

Apple - 2026 + EPDB & EmpathOS

(A public company review, and civilizational 'vibe coding' examples for others to build.)

Feb 3 • Lord Stretch

META - Reviewed by a Legion

(No extra masculinity detected.)

Jan 29 • Lord Stretch

Gemini with a Legion takes on the Amazon layoffs

(Sure would be a waste to let all this fruit and veg just spoil. We should throw it all away.)

Jan 29 • Lord Stretch

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